Schrodingers Ragebait

Someone who says something they believe whole heartedly is funny or says anything that they genuinely agree on and then turn back and say its ragebait the moment anyone attacks them

Jason Derulo "aye bro u tryna hang at the park"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"

by Goth Retard 500 March 4, 2026

lake rake

When so many leaves fall into a lake that you can walk over it.

There is a lake rake in the north pacific.

by plato! October 30, 2024

Gasflaschen Rakete

German for gas flask rocket.
When someone drops a heavy object onto the head of a pressurized gas tank and it explodes and propels itself akin to a rocket, the tank is called a Gasflaschen Rakete

Clayton dropped a propane tank on its head and created a Gasflaschen Rakete.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT November 16, 2024

Schrodingers Ragebait

When somebody says something moronic, and realizes that the only way they can come back from this is by claiming it was ragebait.

Person 1: I honestly kind of like league of legends, it’s a pretty good game

Person 2: That’s the worst opinion I’ve ever heard

Person 3: We can’t be friends anymore, person 1.

Person 1: Uhhhhhh… ragebaited!!! Hahaha.

(Person 1 is using “Schrodingers Ragebait”)

by Berba July 12, 2025

Anti-Ragebait

Baiting someone to be raged when in reality you're trying to be helpful.

(Takes pencil)

"Bro be careful using that pencil, it has a concentration of carbon in it! Don't get angry, it's just anti-ragebait."

by MrSillyBilly November 21, 2025

Anti-Ragebait

Baiting someone to be raged when in reality you're just trying to help, whether it's beneficial or not.

(Takes pencil)

"Bro be careful using that pencil, it has a concentration of carbon atoms in it! Don't take it seriously, I'm helping and it's just anti-ragebait."

by MrSillyBilly November 21, 2025

Schrödingers ragebait

Acting straight retarded and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!" When, it’s them seeing what the person they are conversing with’s reaction and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!"

Person 1: hey, you know that the capital of Australia is Byron Bay

Person 2: the capital of Australia is Canberra you know?

Person 1: yeah I know it was just ragebait

Person 2: you really are Schrödingers ragebaiter

by Saltyapple49 December 10, 2025