The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.
The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.
This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.
This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.
Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!
Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!
Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
by halpwr July 8, 2010
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Universally recognized achievement which produces all the model problems and their solutions for a while in a scientific community.
In a computer science paradigm the data system is seen as a technological system where the user is only seen in human computer interaction.
by Esu November 25, 2003
Get the paradigm mug.sexual activity parallel to but separate from the norm-
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.
Those guys are engaging in para-sex and are trying to make believe it's the real thing, but where did that baby come from ? how dey do dat ?
by para-den March 15, 2011
Get the para-sex mug.The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.
Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.
Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.
Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.
Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?
Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?
by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010
Get the Parachute mug.Someone who is extremely obsessed with Paramore. May be in love all members of the band. thinks about the band every second of the day and talks about them nonstop.
Cassi: Paramore is the best band ever, i love all their songs, and i wanna bang all of them.
Trista: You're such a Paraddict.
Trista: You're such a Paraddict.
by casslovesmusic November 16, 2009
Get the Paraddict mug.(Scottish) Edinburgh saying referring to a lady who likes the boaby and her pants are like a parachute that hovver aboot the knee area.
by MC Yourmamma June 17, 2011
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