whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.

We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.

by whippedness, man card, lie, gi March 21, 2011

Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters

"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"

by Kaiox February 14, 2014

piece of shit program

A badly made program which frustrates people and causes inconvenience even when not using it.

Battle.net launches updates while playing another game, what a piece of shit program, uninstall!

by fsgsgsag March 20, 2017

Promise in Progress

A promise you would like to make but due to a lack of experience or tools cannot, so you leave it as a Promise in Progress

It's a Promise in Progress

by Equilib April 17, 2018

hot topic workout program

an eating disorder

“wow how did you loose all that weight so fast”

“I started the hot topic workout program what the fuck do you think”

by (this is a self drag) September 27, 2018

Mexican Space Program

The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.

Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.

Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?

by Taco Bell Revenge March 3, 2019

Dauntless matchmaking in progress

The embodiment of we can’t get you into a game so just wait maybe you’ll get into one maybe you won’t we don’t know

Bro you ever just sit in dauntless matchmaking in progress?
Yes everytime during major hours

by Djflvficcudufici May 23, 2019