pork chops

Clownish individuals, fools that are often the subject of demeaning, yet humorous shenanigans.

"Put these pork chops in the fridge, with the beers and the broads!"

by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003

Pork Pie

To have sex with a girl.

Are you gunna pork pie her?

by Mike Wrench April 15, 2010

pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003

Pork Bun

When a girl dresses up like Ms Piggy, you stick your hard pork tenderloin in between a roll, bend her over, then give her an anal pork injection buns and all.

She definitely asked for that Pork Bun when she said her favorite character was Miss Piggy!

by LowKey52 September 25, 2019

Pork Roasted

Being so high that you feel as though you are a piece of roasted pork.

Damn nigga, that L got me pork roasted!

by KingBlooted February 25, 2011

Knawing Pork

The act of eating. Verb

telephone call
'What are you doing?'

Not much, just got back from Knawing Pork at IHOP with the wife and ready to house some beers.

by Joe Cooler September 1, 2006

Pork sword

Slang for a mans penis.

Damn! Look at that huge pork sword!

by Jay the dick July 1, 2016