pookiekee

a super hot sexy mf who is my wife but also doesn’t know who I am but it doesn’t matter because we’re in love

“omg I love pookiekee”
“erm…no you don’t, pookiekee’s mine!!”

by 1S14H August 15, 2023

Pookie wookie dookie

A person that is like your very own ice spice. She/he makes you 100 times better and yall do be sharing a laugh every one in a while.

My Pookie wookie dookie had that be conversation yesterday, she totally understands me for me!!

by thatonefriendihave October 18, 2023

Pookieliciousnesses

To describe group of pookies.

"I own a bunch of pookieliciousnesses on discord."

by B.R.A.I.N October 19, 2023

Poopdeck Annie

A goofball pseudonym often chosen for its charming and lighthearted vibe.

Poopdeck Annie, a name so uncanny, ask me again, and I’ll kick you in the fanny!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023

paranoid pooper

A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.

Also referred to as a daft defecator.

KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.

"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.

by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010

Pepper Pooper

When you get a spicy butthole from taking a red-hot lava dump the day after eating Mexican, Thai, etc.

"As if the fiery mouth-rape inflicted by that habanero salsa last night wasn't punishment enough, I've had a rabid case of pepper pooper all day to boot."

by smiteforyourritetofarty April 14, 2012

UD Pooper

Someone who ruins a page of interesting definitions by posting the actual definition of said word.

Def 1. Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse

2) Another word for Gender

Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.

by yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso February 11, 2013