dvd player

code for getting someone over for sexual relations.

Textual convo at 2am

Chris - "Hey, do you want me to return your dvd player?"
Sandra - "Yeah, gimme a few minutes to shower."

by failureeeee December 19, 2011

Player Disease

The inhibition to control the desire to be a player. (i.e. make out, hook up, cheat with other women)

I think she's the one but man i got a bad case of player disease.

by LilChoCho January 31, 2009

Fortnite player

tryhard kids that are commonly found in basements 24/7 a day that think playing one game makes them a gamer. A fortnite player is also one of the most toxic people to live. When someone calls fortnite "trash" 99.9% of the responses are "REaL GaMErS ReSPecT AlL GAmES" wich is an invalid response because fallout 76 exists.

"Hey BIlly do you want to play fortnite?"
"No because im not a fortnite player."

by An actual gamer July 23, 2020

ultimate player

A Player who's game is so strong that he or she can score sex without having the usual requirements. i e : No money; No home; Small or weird shaped genitals; Being Old

That dude is on that ultimate player shit. He's got hoes for days and no place to stay!

by Ultimate Player October 6, 2015

rules player

Alternatively known as a niche player.

A "rules player" is an individual in a workplace who creates (carves out) their own effective working space and flow based on their workplaces rules, policies, and protocols. A rules player can find multiple ways of completing tasks and could even manipulate loopholes in the workplace to their, or their clients advantage.

The opposite of a rules player is a "rules slave."

Let's say a company standard goal is the get the answer 10.
In order to reach that goal, the company says you should do 5+5, but never 9+1.
A "rules player" finds another way of reaching the goal by doing 8+2, or 7+3, or 4+6.
The "rules player" later discovers a loophole that says they can do 5x2, or 2.5x4.
A "rules slave" will not attempt to do anything except 5+5.

by jontaylors#1fan! November 21, 2015

player points

The things you earn when you successfully flirt, ask out, or other things that involve people of the opposite sex. It's not a good thing to have to many, as that means you are a whore, or to little, as that means that you suck at getting some. It's most important to get right in between the two and stay around there.

Ask a girl out, get player points. Flirt really good, get player points. Easy.

by Zanach March 1, 2011

Championship player

A football player in england who has the skill and determination to play the game well, but lacks the composure, quality and flair to play in the english top flight, hence they are only good enough to play in the 2nd flight "the championship"

Football Commentator "I have no idea why sunderland signed that Paul McShane, he is not good enough for the premiership. Championship player at best"

by Footballerofthefuture August 24, 2008