Pirate prunes

Shriveled old testes

Damn those are some nasty pirate prunes!

by Hotasian Embassy February 11, 2018

Norwegian Pirate

The act of using someone else’s hand to jerk off.

Wrapping their hand around your penis and then moving their hand back and forth.

Mike: “Did you fuck Lisa last night?”

Tim: “No she was too tired, so I had to settle for a Norwegian Pirate.”

by FRMNS100s September 27, 2020

piratical emoticon

Emoticons with only one eye, commonly the piratical smiley .)

.) .( .-) -_ are all examples of piratical emoticons

by yzb3 September 4, 2012

pirate face

Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.

Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.

The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.

by cathexis July 24, 2011

pirate coffee

A coffee mug filled with straight dark rum. Not to be confused with actual coffee.

person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.

*laugh track*

by 0men October 8, 2011

Pirate Daddy

A name given to a boy by a girl, usually because he is the dominating male figure in her life who takes care of her. In contrast to a sugar daddy, he is frugal and often finds "treasures" for a bargain. He is good-looking and a little reckless, but very charming and loads of fun.

Let's play a game pirate daddy.

by piratedaddy January 29, 2022

Pirate Beer

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of rum and cream soda.

Yar, pass me pirate beer over 'ere, i need to warm me blood with a bit of rum 'n cream!

by Palaunhuman May 22, 2011