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penguin hat

a hat that has a face to look like a penguin, often worn by really awesome people.
by oauihasdvsuhd; March 1, 2011
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penguin hour

The period of time when you have been awake for way too long and you have gone past being tired to being wide awake. Suddenly, everything is hilarious.

The penguin hour is characterized by a degree of euphoria, high levels of energy, lowered inhibitions, and often a lack of coordination.

It is remarkably similar to certain levels of intoxication, but does not require any external chemical influences whatsoever.

Often followed rapidly by a crash or a slonk.

Verb: to hit the penguin hour.
A: KUMQUAT!
B: *falls over laughing uncontrollably*
A: *also falls over giggling*
C: Guys...what the hell?
A: Dude, we've been up since 7AM yesterday and we totally just hit the penguin hour.
B: *spinning in circles before falling down on the bed* WHEEEEEEE~!
by Nebet May 9, 2011
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Mexican brick weed penguin head

Shit, here comes Mexican brick weed penguin head again, that bodyless fucker always stinks like Mexican brick weed.
by MistahCheeks August 10, 2016
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the march of the drunk penguins

The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?

Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
by Ptheillone January 29, 2009
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Peguniwolf

Half pegasus, half unicorn and half wolf, they will dominate the world soon.
Peguniwolf will rule over this pity world!
by Julien F-T July 30, 2011
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Balls deep in a dead penguin

"bruh I heard your house burned down"

"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "
by Neonsilverpanda October 20, 2014
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Penduluming

When your balls get so hot and sweaty they hang down low and swing back and forth from leg to leg like a pendulum!
Oh shit I am penduluming right now!
by Gielskio June 4, 2003
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