British Petroleum

BP for short. They are the English company responsible for the 2010 Gulf of Mexico disaster resulting in the worst oil spill in history.

British Petroleum will never be able to tell us how many millions of gallons (or barrels) of crude oil have spilled and poisoned the Gulf waters which will ultimately have negative long-term affects for many years and generations to come.

by MTF June 16, 2010

patroning

(v.) to go hardcore drinking with your best bro and or bros

Mike: "Hey I heard you and Reinaldo went hard in the fucking paint this weekend?"

Alex: "Bro fosho, we went patroning every night... we got fucking shmacked!"

Reinaldo: "Yeah man it was raw as fuck!"

Mike: "WTF why did I have to work this weekend?!?!"

Reinaldo: "You obnoxious fuck"

by laxbro18 January 26, 2012

patro

To own, to be the best, to be better than everyone else.

Wow, that's Patro.

by RALPH WALTON June 8, 2003

patron

A highly expensive tequila

I know what happens when she drinks patron- Joe Nicholas

by Hooey Vegetation Squash May 21, 2006

parole

a. after you get outta jail n your lucky, u get parole.
b. if your a druggie or an alchie you gotta have someone piss in a cup for u when your parole officer wants to do a testing.

a. yo lashanda i got outta jail with parole, lets celebrate by gettin stoned.
b. hey man i need u to piss in this cup for me for my p.o. or i'll get back into jail.

by Luna December 23, 2004

Being on the Payroll

Being a certified dame, a solid 8 or 9. This is not to be confused with being Dame Dash or the CEO, this ranking requires a 10

That chick is a dame, yea she is def on the payroll. She is no CEO tho.

being on the payroll is the dream of all girls

by JC128 December 2, 2010

patron

an expensive of tequila

What we drankin? That patron. Keep the bottle poppin all night long. What we somke? That kush. Predidential shit. George Bush

by G-Reg B. May 17, 2006