oyster pancake

What is created when your balls slap a girls vagina while you are fucking her analy.

Dude, I got to make some oyster pancakes last night going balls deep on some chick.

by Blam420 September 16, 2013

pancake paralysis

When you eat pancakes but suddenly become overwhelmed with a sense of paralysis. This usually happens when you eat too much pancakes.

Elki: Hey fatshit take out the trash
Jon: Oh, darn. I would but I have pancake paralysis.

by billyboyo September 29, 2013

Toss the Pancake

Another word for masturbation.

"Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm just going to stay in and toss the pancake."

by Kate Mathers May 9, 2012

pancake pecs

someone (male) who is so flat chested that it looks like two pancakes have replaced their pectoral muscles

Bloody hell Rob, you need to work on those pancake pecs!

by brown wings10 February 22, 2011

Monkey Pancakes

Also spelled: munkee pankakes

Verb: To puke on a table
Adj.: Someone who puked on a table

My mom made Monkey Pancakes last night, it was fucking nasty.

by BigButt.SoWhat? March 3, 2011

Mayonnaise Pancake

When an Alpha Male (Lad) spaffs is load all over the tits of his not so well endowed female member of the community, It is known as a Mayonnaise Pancake.

Lewis: I'm going to come right now.
Rosie: Do it on my tits, you rancid beast.
Lewis: No, I don't want to create a mayonnaise pancake. I'm going to spaff in your ear instead.
Rosie: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

by A Top LAD. August 20, 2011

Pennsylvania Pancake

It's just missionary

Married sex life. Hey, the wife's bored. We're doing the Pennsylvania Pancake tonight.

by Yooo82 February 20, 2021