phat horsecock

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.

OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!

by TheScarpinator November 11, 2020

phasmaphobian

one who enjoys the video game Phasmaphobia.

"any phasmaphobians in chat?"

by myrorem September 29, 2020

PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.

As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

phat hawg

The biggest penis in alll of the land

bro that guy has the phat hawg

by MrFalseKnight February 2, 2021

Patsy

Contrary to popular belief, a Patsy is the greatest person you will ever meet. Her ways are quirky and cute, she usually will have 4 cats, one named Freddie who is often fat and ginger. A Patsy will usually like to Potter in the garden and make the world a happier place. She is the best person in the world who would go out of her way to help you in anyway she can, as long as you appreciate her Patsy will always have your back. But don't be fooled by her cheery disposition, if you ever cross her she you will regret it. Patsy's usually always make great neighbours and friends. If you are lucky enough to know a Patsy, never let her go and show her the love she deserves.

Patsy is golden.

Patsy is amazing.

Omg you've done a Patsy.

What's that? Oh it's our Patsy pottering about the garden, bless her.

by NeighbourFromHeaven March 24, 2021

Patsy

A beautiful, caring, athletic gal, honestly she's so pretty, she makes your day better just by talking, she's funny, but has a dirty side, bubbly around close friends, not afraid to stand up for herself most the time, has beautiful dark skin, sometimes you just need a pasty.

"Did you see her on the field today? She played hard and fair with good sportsmen ship." "You mean patsy?" "Yeah, isn't she pretty?"

by .//Just a random guy//. June 22, 2021

phasmia

Triggered by speech and sight of animals.

P1: Oh my cat is really cute!
P2: P1 could you please not talk about animals? I’m have phasmia and I get triggered by them.

by andyie(they/them) July 11, 2021