pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.

Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.

by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016

Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.

Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.

by the particular Pat January 7, 2010

Pat cropper

Someone who's an a hole

Have you seen that pat cropper, I hate her

That persons a real pat cropper

by LmaokekXD August 3, 2017

Skibidy-pats

Hitting someone in the head when you don't like them or are mad at them.

I'm going to give you the skibidy-pats if you push me one more time.

by Your Favorite Black Guy April 10, 2023

Give me some pat

Pat

Give me some pat

by anonymous June 19, 2023

Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

a dumbass bitch that lives on the street

You do not want to be Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

by Duma$$ Bi$h October 17, 2019

The Pat Nield

when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed

friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed

by HAU6969 November 7, 2022