The baddest motherf--ker on this earth. Kicks balls and skulls and makes NXT Undisputed era look like a bunch of stooges. Pat's yinzer blood allows him to drink copious amounts of alcohol and smoke a lot of vitamins. Keep your eyes peeled for when he swings his massive HAMMER DAHN!!!
Pat McAfee then kicked that stooge Adam Cole in his chin so hard that Adam's sole left his body, not wanting to be grouped with such a loser.
by Shamaster78 December 04, 2020
Descendant of the American Patriot and possibly Bigfoot, due to size and hairiness; Coolest guy ever.
by mattdad August 21, 2009
when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed
friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed
by HAU6969 November 07, 2022
I was taught by Pat Ribar at Gretna High School.
by Gretna Man June 10, 2022
being so ridiculously comfortbale beyond reasonable doubt.to become envious of ones position in confort.
by dantheman70 March 28, 2010
Can smoke a pack of boags in 2.5 flat, rawest nigga alive, big fucking dick, always has the freshest trim and can make any guy look like a pussy when hes in the room. Dont fuck with boagieman pat
by getcuckednerd March 18, 2018
Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out
So how did the night go
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming
Lmao wow what a waste of nut
I know right
by Certified concoction January 22, 2022