Butter Your Own Scone

A British euphemism for female masturbation

Example 1
Gentleman: I'm sorry I have a headache. You'll have to butter your own scone
Example 2:
Lady: Damnation! I have an STI! I should have just buttered my own scone!

by ButteredScone May 14, 2015

Being your own ecosystem

A term that members of the neohippie movement call not taking a bath for a long time. Some of them think it's more natural. But a lot of them just do it to piss people off.

John believes in being your own ecosystem.

by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010

Mind Your Own Business

Mind Your Own Business
In Other Words:
Leave me the fuck alone, this situation has nothing to do with your ass.

"Mind Your Own Business."

by th3v1rg1ng1rl September 2, 2021

Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis

"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"

by Sam the Man December 4, 2003

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

Blowing his own trumpet

For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.

Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.

by strateShot March 6, 2009

Co-owning a Gymboree

To be very subtly gay. Something that one might say about someone who they suspect is gay, but is not 100% positive.

Did you see that sweater vest? I bet he's co-owning a Gymboree.

by ICANTSEESHEEP November 25, 2010