one time at band camp 

One of the funniest movie lines ever; people use it for everything now. Originally from the sex-crazed movie "American Pie," one of the best movies ever!

There was this one time at band camp, I had to kis a girl who played the trombone, so you can just imagine that...

one time at band camp by Saturn's Problem Child May 13, 2008

one eyed pirate 

The act of shooting ejaculate into a girl's eye and simultaneously kicking her in the shin, causing her to hop about on one leg saying arrr or another expression of pain

"I gave her a one eyed pirate"

one eyed pirate by rimmer January 21, 2003

One Eyed Angry Dolphin

When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.

Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World

One Eyed Angry Dolphin by I Love French Class May 14, 2009

one five three rule 

Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all are unoccupied you choose the one on the far left (1). If this one is occupied you choose the far right one (5). If both are occupied you choose the center one (3). The object is to maximize the space between yourself and anybody else who currently has their shlong out.

urinator 1) "Hey buddy, one five three rule. Scoot over."

*scoots over*

urinator 2) "Sorry, wasn't thinking"

one five three rule by skid mark vz March 8, 2008

one wipe shit 

A bowl movement that only requires one wiping of toilet paper to remove all of the poop residue from one's anus. A one wipe shit usually falls out of the anus at a high velocity and has a very solid, low liquid form; yet, it produces no splash back from the toilet bowl water.

I ate so much fiber that my poop dropped out of my anus and barely left any residue, requiring only one wipe to clean my butt hole. I wish that all of my daily shits were one wipe shits so that I could save money on toilet paper.

Mentioned on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

one wipe shit by pzeke August 14, 2011

one pump wonder 

A male that ejaculates very quickly after very little sexual stimualtion

A man ejaculating after 30 seconds of sexual stimulation is called a one pump wonder

one pump wonder by Spongebob889 November 16, 2013

one hunna 

If you are keeping it real.

I'm keeping my self one hunna

one hunna by Matronex March 1, 2016