A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
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Fridays are either like lambs or they're like tigers and mawl the TG right out of TGIF. This is a Tiger Friday.
by Humpty Dump February 26, 2014
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Get the Black Friday mug.Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.
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by Jenny Cool October 18, 2023
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by ImmaBitchIDontCare August 29, 2013
Get the sugar friday mug.The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.
Example 1.
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
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Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops
Example 2.
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Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -
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