On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.
Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.
Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.
by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021
Get the Klepto Fridaymug. Joe: "Yo, can you come hang out tonight?"
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."
by opalhat August 22, 2014
Get the Friday momentmug. by Teagan the syrup goblin June 19, 2020
Get the Friday the 13thmug. Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.
by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023
Get the Jack Fridaymug. In reference to a guranteed black out at the foo crib. Foo Friday offers guests the opportunity to become belligerently drunk and make terrible decisions!
by Foogway August 4, 2022
Get the Foo Fridaymug. Ranger Friday is a Friday for Rangers. Only absolute studs can participate in Ranger Friday. On Ranger Friday you can skip work and eat Panda Express. RLTW
by BugClappa September 29, 2023
Get the Ranger Fridaymug. O NTHSID AY OF EVEEYR MOMTNH, YO UGET TO USE INESPECT IELEMENT ON YOUR HCROMEPUTER WITOHUT GETT9NG IN TORUYBLE.
Friday the 17th
by SnaekEater99442 March 17, 2023
Get the Friday the 17thmug.