that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe
being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..
by KaptainKid February 06, 2012
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ev s

this girl has a crush on probably the ugliest guy and sucks at math. she gleeks a little too much and she has a really good shrek impression.
person 1: why is ev s galloping around like a horse girl
person 2: man, i don’t know, that’s just ev s!
by xdlogic2007 November 24, 2021
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evs

an american motocross safetyy equipment company
EVS sports has been around since 1985
by Frey7190 October 23, 2008
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eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.
Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.
by silentsilence August 12, 2023
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Pre-eve

by MoneyPriest May 17, 2018
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Such an Eve

When someone is shy, naive, or quiet.
I justed met Jon's friend, Bailey, she is such an eve!
by WaffleKirby May 02, 2016
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Eve wagland

A person who has average size feet and a very pretty face. Has an amazing taste in british comedies and jewellery.
by Eve p December 22, 2021
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