Arse harness

A harness to lift you bum to make it look bigger. Also known as false or fake

That bloke is a rite arse harness

by Arse harness March 4, 2021

Arse-issist

A narcissist specifically obsessed with their own ass.

Look at that arse-issist over there taking a belfie.

by Shit Phantom January 7, 2023

arse-weasel

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.

Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".

by link-from-zelda :weary: January 9, 2023

Arse bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 9, 2022

bucket-arse

A man who loves having enormous numbers of oversized penis' being pounded continuously and relentlessly into his anus'; thus stretching it and making it loose and leathery, often dripping discharge and other body fluids, mostly male sperm and puree';d faeces.

"that Matty in the Admiralty Towers in Brisbane, Australia, is a dirty, loose legged, slug bucket-arse faggot, ay?

by the girls at the wickham April 23, 2006

Arse Flem

Arse Flem - Rectal discharge of gelatinous viscosity (Cloudy partially set Jelly like substance).

Arse Flem - Seeps from one's bottom after an intensive penetrative arse workout thus causing lower intestinal fluids to seep from ones recktum.

See also anal discharge

by StarMonk3ey77 February 10, 2010

arse rapist

1. One who takes pleasure in commiting anal sex with someone, without that persons permission.

2. A homosexual man who undertakes anal sex.

Steve: Don't you reckon that chicks cute man?

Adam: Hell no! And your an arse rapist just like me so shutup dammit or ill.. **silence followed by the unspeakable**

by Poyda June 3, 2006