A man who acts like he’s two, spits like a sprinkler and looks like jabba the hut. Norris knows how to use his hands well as whenever he loses an argument he hits someone. Finally a man in need of money to fix his teeth that look like he took metal deep throat while smiling. Norris if your reading this, clean yourself up your a mess.
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Get the Chuck Norris mug.Fucking perfect. Name someone better than a Sebastian. Never less a Norris. Bros jawline massive. His Johnson’s is bigger than the moon. If you name your kid this he will be rich. They will succeed. And thrive
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Get the Sebastian norris mug.No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
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Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT mug.A person who is cute, annoying and rude to me but still is my crush because I can't help my emotions even tho its him
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Get the Chatting Norris mug.Red head girl named addy: Is that cameryn norris?
Blonde girl named Morley: Yeah but be careful he loves red heads like you!
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