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Premium Noob

People who pay for advantages in-game are often called "premiums" or "premium players".

Noobs are people who cant play the computer game to any sort of skill level.

Premium Noobs are people who pay for unfair advantages in-game, as without them paying for the advantages, they are just noobs who can't play the game properly.
Guy1: "Hey, Guy2 has a weapon that's damage statistics have been boosted"

Guy2: "I had to pay for this you know"

Guy1: "PREMIUM NOOB!"
by Fuzion XL September 10, 2011
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nOOb-thirty

1. The time of day at which there is a spike in the amount of nOObz online. Generally one will see a sharp increase of nOOb encounters around 3:45, Monday through Friday, due to the end of the school day. nOOb-thirty occurs for the better part of a whole weekend as well.

2. This can also be an expression used by a skilled gamer to let other gamers know s/he is now online.
1. Bobby: What the F**K, that is the 6th time in a row I've been killed by a grenade launcher!!!

Tommy: Bobby, check the time....

Bobby: Aww shit, it's nOOb-thirty already?

2. Hastro: Guess what bitches...it's nOOb-thirty, get ready to be pwned!!!
by the purple giraffe August 14, 2010
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Noob Packin

In Halo when three nubs get in the warthog in CTF BG and go straight for your flag like they have a chance at getting it, but are really just giving the other team a free triple kill.
noob #1> OMFG LETS GET IN THE WARTHOG
noob #2> YAY SHODDY DRIVING!
noob #3> IM A NUB. YAY!

1337 5ki115> Shoddy triple penetration
by 455 Mi1k December 6, 2004
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Noob tuber

a n00b on CoD 4 who only uses the grenade tube to kill you.
John: I just got tubed
Frank: boot the little noob tuber then
by camazonDamazon April 14, 2008
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Noob Biscuit

"Carl just killed his own teammate!"
"What a noob biscuit!"
by The B Man November 7, 2007
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console noob

A person who uses a console system for gaming instead of a computer.
PC "Hey have you played the new mod maps for Team Fortress 2?"
Console "No I have a PS3, I don't get to play modded maps :("
PC "Psh what a console noob"
by Joe Quirk April 29, 2008
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noob herds

1. Refers to a group of noobs in a game.(Usually a clan, guild, or party.)

2. The low levels' spawns for monsters in games. Usually these areas are crowded, and the noobs in the area are reffered to as "one big noob herd"

3. A low level guild or clan.
1. Gamer A: "Lol, those noobs think they can team up on a lvl 80."
Gamer B: "yeah lol, it's a noob herd"

2. Gamer A: "Let's goto worms"
Gamer B: "And do what? Watch the noob herds?"

3. Gamer A: "I'm gonna put my new char in that guild over there"
Gamer B: "lol, you gonna join the noob herd?"
by WalmartBagger April 10, 2007
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