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square firecracker

when a fart comes at but the but you leaned to the side, and it’s very loud on the chair
by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023
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Square Baby

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.
"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"
by 2xMVR February 15, 2023
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Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009
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Angsty Squares

"My dude, do ya got anymore angsty squares on ya? "

"Yeah man, I'll hook ya up"
by Chaotic_neutral_memes January 2, 2019
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Safety square

A less popular name for the NFPA 704, or fire diamond
Dude, that substance is stangerous, don’t you see that 3 on the safety square?
by AL_O0 January 15, 2018
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dookie squares

Toilet Paper or Moist Flush-able wipes used to clean yourself after defecating.
"Hey! This bathroom is all outta dookie squares! Someone bring me a fresh roll!
by Jmanvega310 May 10, 2016
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Square Knot

Type of knot you would tie.

You fuckin square
"Do you know how to tie a square knot"

"No what's that?"

"The type of knot you would tie, you fuckin square"
by Autistic Beaver January 6, 2023
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