Nelson

Verb: To not be up to date with modern lingo. To not be "down with the kids", usually due to large alcohol intake.

Noun: One who is was born with a bottle of wine in their hand, but knows nothing of modern dialect.

Rebecca was a total nelson. In fact, she nelson'd the other day when somebody rofl'd at her.

by SiiiiiiiiNg June 13, 2011

Nelson

Homosexually denied by a hurricane who is a little adopted bird who thinks he is The Grefg

Wow your turning into a Nelson

by Don’t use this name April 22, 2018

lucas nelson

when the male shits into a sock, and shoved it down the females throat, then she takes it out, puts it down his throat, then they make out and absorb the shit from each others mouths.

“damn bro last night was wild” -male 1
“what’d y’all do?”- male 2
“i totally lucas nelsoned her and it was lit”- male 1

by 20 inch dick October 12, 2017

NATE NELSON

The HOTTEST guy in the world. He nuttedin me and now I’m 5months prego and he won’t even talk to me anymore but I still LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! Also his dick is huge btw.

Nate Nelson is hot af

by Nate Nelson is my baby daddy March 6, 2018

Alex nelson

total dick head

your an alex nelson

by boiwhosu September 24, 2018

Nick Nelson

He is a beautie
his snap is nicknelly28
he is single asf
certified jimmy beautrn

Girl 1: Nick Nelson is a certified Jimmy Beautron and he's single

by nicknelly2828 January 13, 2022

full nelson

A full nelson is when you take two hits of a joint and then let it go out while talking to your friends.

Also when you hulk out over seemingly small things.

Oh man, I pulled a full nelson again.

Oh shit, she's going full nelson!

by dewdropkilla January 4, 2021