shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.

That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"

by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017

I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.

Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Not letting them lie to you about it

That's the REAL problem.

Hym "The REAL problem isn't the retard sex cult. It's not the pedophile sex island. It's not the fat-cocks stealing AI from the person who called into question their monopoly. It's NOT LETTING THEM LIE TO YOU ABOUT IT! That's what they think the real problem is. ME not letting them lie about it. And their shills using a faux incredulity to cover for them."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

lie

the cake

this cake is so fake is a lie

by kinekosogayhegay May 21, 2020

lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness

What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.

I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".

by QuacksO June 24, 2019

Lie

That's why they don't want you to talk to me. Because they know I'm not going to lie for them.

Hym "And they are trying to convince YOU that I'll come around eventually... But I won't. That's a lie. We aren't mutually explaining eachother's behavior either. I'M doing that. They are making things up because in a previous post I said the word 'you can just make some shit up' and they missed the point because they are dumb and don't have very good reading comprehension. They don't know anything about anything amd what that DO KNOW about me they are misinterpreting as a result of the poor reading comprehension. But they are also psychopaths so they are going to affirm the things I say to garner sympathy (from me) but they don't actually believe it. Right? This is hilarious."

by Hym Iam December 15, 2025

Lie Brows

Eyebrows that are pencilled or drawn on as opposed to real eyebrows.

Look at the lie brows on her.

by Philmorewest May 21, 2024