Dick Nipples

An over sized nipple that is elongated and looks like a penis!

Hey Baby You Wanna Have Some Fun Tonight?
OOOOO Yeah, Get Your Dick Nipples Out
No Way I Ain't Shitting Through Them Again!

by Lars Bolshitz December 26, 2007

Nipple Fucking

This is an act where a female inserts her hard erect nipple
into the eye of the male penis,resembling the act of intercourse.

Leslia likes nipple fucking in edward for long hard hours.

by Billy Barry Lewis October 18, 2008

nipple erection

a word thats really cool and its when u can totally see your nipples through your shirt. its pretty nasty!

lena: omg! i cant even look at you!
me: why?
lena: you have like a nipple erection or something!

another name for it is nippleITITS

by wow im soo not about to tell you May 19, 2005

bologna nipples

Term used by virgins who don't know the difference between a nipple and areola to describe breasts with large areolas.

Virgin: Dude, that bitch has totally nasty bologna nipples.

Not Virgin: Shut up you little faggot, like you've ever touched any breast other than your own hairy moobies.

by furdiesenlulz January 15, 2009

obese nipples

huge boobs that I wanna suck on.

Ted "Woah look at those obese nipples.
John "Yeah"

by Tori123456789 May 19, 2010

Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 2, 2008

baloney nipples

Nipples that are essentially the same size, color and shape as a slice of deli baloney. Not to be confused with pepperoni nipples- you don't want these on your slice of pizza. These girls will make you a baloney sandwich you won't forget. ;)

I saw here backside and I was like ' LOOK AT THOSE BUNS' then she turned around and I was like, 'she already got the meat though'. Damn, BALONEY NIPPLES mannnn.

by Tough Titties February 28, 2014