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mustard brain

the word your grandma uses when she is mad at someone.
grandma: YOU MUSTARD BRAIN PEE KNUCKLE!!
by emo4ever January 8, 2022
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Mustard Man

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!
by Sally H. December 27, 2022
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Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.
Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce
by mavt10 June 9, 2011
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mustard scab

When you're fucking and the girl has a cut on her and you jizz onto it.
Yo man I heard they were fucking so hard he mustard scabbed her
by xXPAJokerXx January 25, 2014
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making mustard

when a bloke opens his anal cavity and lets out stink air (fart) followed by a huge announcement of making mustard in his pants.
oh man i just saw elias walking down the street and he was TOTALLY making mustard when we made eye contact!
by mcdih April 20, 2025
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Bucking the mustard

Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.
Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.

Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.

man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
by rhonin66 March 2, 2021
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happy mustard

ErZo: "open up for some happy mustard, dear."
Wife: "not in my hair or in my eyes!!" *gurgle gurgle*
by zakalwe the cunt August 20, 2008
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