Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie

A man with dick cheese (smegma) fucking a girl on her period and giving her a cream pie.
Guy 1: " I just gave Sarah a Mustard & Mayo Cherry Pie, it was amazing"
Guy 2: "Me and Lin should try it sometime.."
by creamycatsoup July 28, 2023
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hotdog and mustard pizza

The most vile combination of pizza toppings known to man-kind. Typically found in the frozen aisles of a British Aldi supermarket.
Person A: What the hell is that? It looks disgusting.

Person B: A hotdog and mustard pizza, with stuffed cheese crust.
Person A: I'm going to vomit.
Person B: I just did.
by unixfreak October 29, 2022
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mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
by Jommbo March 01, 2025
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mustard oil

damn cuh my phone laggin this shit on some mustard oil on god

ayo bro he seems kinda sus ngl
nah ain't no mustard oil here
by GotDemAirForces June 16, 2022
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The Devil's Mustards

A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.
I ate some bad fish and have had The Devil's Mustards all morning.
by maskedrolla December 31, 2017
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