mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

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gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.

"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"

by What a Hampton November 29, 2016

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mustard gas

Mustard gas is very toxic if you smell this stuff you will die it's made out of C₄H₈Cl₂S.

during the iran war they used mustard gas to damage the enemy.

by War expert November 8, 2022

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Ketchup and Mustard

When you're having a conversation with someone but you keep accidentally going down different side topics until you forget what the original topic was

Friend 1: Yeah so I was hanging out with Catherine earlier-
Friend 2: Yo you saying Catherine reminded me about this cool thing that she did
Friend 1: bro don't Ketchup and Mustard this, let's get back to the main point

by Grimmarl July 7, 2025

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