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Pussy Mustache

Noun: The rissidue left above the upper lip following oral sex on a female. The liquid, otherwise known as pussy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the "Got Milk" mustache.
Douche: Man I ate that box like it was my lunch!
Friend: I can tell, you still have a pussy mustache going on!
by Yekralem August 17, 2015
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tiddy mustard

Yo, the tiddy mustard on that girl stank. Her tiddy was soaked in it.
by Blanket bandit April 9, 2017
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Mistafyed

The act of winning a fight in NHL 11 without getting hit, simply by moving your body to the side and punching. Most people who just mash forward on the stick will not hit you as you are to the side, and you can easily win from there. Mistafyed is so good at this it is named in his honor. Also see flawless victory.
Me-Oh this guy wants to fight you, get him!

Mistafyed- *knocks opponent out without gettign hit*

Me- MISTAFYED!
by Kidinferno2113 September 29, 2010
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mistake whale

A person that makes a big mistake or a bunch of recurring little mistakes that add up to a big huge whale of a mistake.
My biology partner is a mistake whale, he always fucks up when we have a lab.
by bonher123 February 27, 2011
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copa mista

During a shower with your partner, you fart and the mist created from your fart air passing through the stream of water creates a mist that hits your partner. That receiving partner received a "copa mista"
Usage: Spouse "Did you just fart on me in the shower". Spouse 2 "Oh yea, just gave you a copa mista"
by Arizonaaloha August 8, 2015
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Butt Mustard

by Stuart Cox May 31, 2003
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mustard wash

A sexual act between a male and a female.

This act begins with the female giving a hearty blowjob to the male. Once the blowjob is complete, the male ejaculates into the female's mouth. Instantly after the aforementioned ejaculation, the male also urinates into the females mouth hole. This maneuver is best done when the male is slightly dehydrated, as to make his urine more of a yellowish hue.

After the semen and urine are in the female's mouth, she keeps her lips around the male's penis and proceeds to slosh and motorboat the mixture around the males penis. Resulting in a feeling that can only be compared with sticking your penis in a warm bowl of marshmallow cream.
Guy 1: Dude! last night I got my girlfriend to give me another mustard wash!

Guy 2: You seriously need to pee before you get head next time.
by george133 June 14, 2011
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