Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

muscles

A being birthed in France with infinte muscles. They tend to hold exceptional table football skills along with extreme sass.

Slut 1: Check out that muscles
Slut 2: Ooooohh sooo sassyyy

by Muscles2muscles February 9, 2018

muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 30, 2017

Muscle

Squeezable muscle. Mainly found on the body of mature man.

I don’t care about muscles. I kind of love them, actually.

by dennisvp July 13, 2022

love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 1, 2022

Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.

I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

Mussel's Got Muscles

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.

"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024