Muscle Marge

The hunkiest being in existence. With spectacular abs and BULGING muscles, Muscle Marge make my peepee hard.
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by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition December 12, 2018
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muscle sand

When you want to type "muscles and" but you type it wrong so it becomes "muscle sand."
User 1: Today at the gym, I worked out my muscle sand abs.
User 2: Muscle sand?
User 1: Oh I meant, muscles and abs
User 2: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
by zerosimp6969 June 09, 2021
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Enoch's bicep muscles

Enoch's bicep muscles are huge and sexy
by TheHalfCatracho September 03, 2016
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Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)
Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"
by craigellachie March 02, 2022
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Skeletal Muscle

Skeletal muscle is one of the three types of muscle in the body. The tissue attaches itself to bone and represents a large portion of body weight on a human body.

The contraction of these muscles is responsible for movement in the body.
Person 1: *moves their arm*
Person 2: "Damn bro that's some fine usage of your skeletal muscles"
by craigellachie March 02, 2022
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Subtle Muscle

Another term for a small, limp, useless john
My ex boyfriend had a really 'subtle muscle' which is why I left him

or

Older men can sometimes suffer with 'subtle muscle'
by Daxine November 25, 2009
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he had no muscle

a guy who thinks he is the shit but has no muscle
he had no muscle. I bet a girl is stronger than him
by im so unknown February 18, 2016
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