Carpet muncher

A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.

"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"

by Zyx987 December 8, 2013

shit muncher

In which a man shits into a womans mouth, where the woman wipes it over her self while digesting some too.

Woah, What a shit muncher.

by The_Cure56 June 22, 2006

Bean Muncher

The action by which a male eats a female’s vagina out.

OR
The action by which a male (Caucasian or Mexican) eats a Latina female’s vagina out.

Zach will do anything for a girl. He’s a real bean muncher.

by Poondestoyer-69 May 30, 2018

slut muncher

A man or boy that consisantly dates sluty woman or girls.

" That guy is such a slut muncher he is dating the 3 of the sluttiest girls in the school"

by aliiandra September 6, 2007

Floorboard muncher

A person who provides oral sex to a younger girl, particularly below 13 years old. Derived from 'rug muncher' but becomes floorboard due to the girl having no puibs.

jack in 4th year is going out with jill in 1st year, jack is a floorboard muncher.

by D-mass November 29, 2009

OCD Muncher

People who take the piss out of people with Obssesive Compulsive Disorder

Ryan says to Norton, HAHAHA Capital Letters!!
(Norton has OCD about Capital Letters)
Ryan is an OCD Muncher

by Mr Men May 24, 2008

carpet muncher

someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna

I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher

by Philosopha April 10, 2006