Flying moose

Whilst face plowing your lover and the sac is on their forehead. a fellow spreads sac over the forehead in a wing like fashion.

I was skull fucking vanessa when I decided to cover her eyes with a flying moose

by Klumaverik March 13, 2019

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moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".

hey joe lets moose the goose .

by skin the cat January 2, 2012

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A moose in a mansion simply means that a moose named Nate is standing quite flatly in a moose named Drew's mansion. It's often a part of an old polish language with such phrases. Often you may hear "a yellowfin in a penthouse". We do not know how these moose met or how the moose commonly named Drew aquired a mansion of such standings.

You are being a moose in a mansion right now, were you aware of this?

by $$$non$$$ January 9, 2017

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moose pants

pants that are really awesome!

those are awesome moose pants!
Your mom called and wants her moose pants back!

by ownerofthemoosepants January 25, 2013

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Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?

1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."

by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016

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