A dirty moose, is normally a guy called Richard, who loves to sit his rear end on a unicorn horn, whilst an alpaca is urinating on his face like a fountain.
by madferret2584 May 16, 2020
by High King Brosef October 27, 2019
by emma chaplips November 03, 2019
by Starr Hawn April 08, 2021
The act of inserting the penis all the way inside a womans vagina, during the point of climax while having sexual intercouse, so that the glans of the penis is "jammed" onto her cervix and then both partners ejaculate at the same time. This leads to the woman becoming overly obsessive about the man.
1. I moose knuckl'd my teacher last night and she passed me.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.
2. I want to moose knuckle his girlfriend.
by SilentJi43 September 08, 2019
Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.
by Whitay December 03, 2010