french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015

fragrance mist

A fancy word used to descibe cheap bottles of perfume at the store trying to be cool. Commonly found on flower scented bottles.

"I love bodycolonges new fragrance mist called truly yours!"

"Kelly you found that in a dumpster..."

by Small casually walking carrot August 6, 2016

sexily minty

Having nice minty breath to try and attract someone.

You're breath smells sexily minty today

by Gregors data January 3, 2017

shit mist

when you walk into a wet fart and it stick to you

1.)holly shit i just walked into some motherfucking shit mist .
2.)God dammit kevin you keep spraying that shit mist everywhere
3.)Hey jackson how bout you just back off whenever the fuck i fart shit mist instead of complaining about it like a little bitch
4.)how bout you just wipe your ass and walk around in boxers the whole time and i wont bitch about your shit mist anymore

by Trony420 August 21, 2017

der mist

A German saying for "This Shit" often used in situations where someone messed up or is acting immature.

Keven Kept on yelling "yeet" so billy replyed "der mist"

by A_John_Bolten February 3, 2018

Menstrual Mist

The act of a female squirting during her menstrual cycle.

I went down on a bloody pussy to get my red wings, found out she was a squirter and got menstrual mist all over my face.

by Asius June 8, 2018

Portland Mist

While getting a blowjob, just before ejaculation, you put your thumb over your knob like its a hose and spray her down with ejaculate making her look like a glazed VooDoo Donut

I gave her the old portland mist after the blazers game last night.

by loliconqueror69 August 29, 2019