Milk Brooch

The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.

I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.

by Ace B November 24, 2006

Milk-fuzz

The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.

"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."

by Slimjim8matt March 13, 2008

milk pails

A term used to describe a large, luscious set of breasts.

Look at those sweet milk pails! They're bouncing all over the dance floor!

by Jon S. Fan January 6, 2008

Milk jets

When a woman does not pump or feed a baby her Brest will shoot Milk Jets from her nipples when she removed her bra.

When a lactating woman takes a hot shower her breaths will shoot Milk jets "a stream of milk" from the nipples

Your mom shot Milk Jets all over the bathroom this morning

by milk jet king January 11, 2015

milk pods

Breast, Boobs

I sure like the look of her milk pods.

by funnyshit1 December 17, 2013

Sliced Milk

Sliced milk is another way of phrasing cheese.

She made a sandwich containing sliced milk.

by Ur dead nan's anal cavity August 18, 2017

Dorito Milk

A state of matter in which Dorito and Milk are fused at the molecular level. Can be changed into Hot Sauce Dorito Milk by adding Satans breath, the only thing hot enough to make Dorito Milk warm.

Boy: hey girl, want some Dorito Milk
Girl: yes. Let’s fuk
Boy: ok now

by FooBooTheGreat March 8, 2019