Michael Bambino

Has a humongous dick and gets tons of pussy that he be drowning. Watch out cause he might splash on you bitch like water 💦

Michael Bambino fucked my bitch last night. Rip.

by Henry Fischer March 6, 2019

michigan hammer-arm

During the act of fellatio, right before climax, the man slams his fist into the top of his partner's head.

Son, take the wheel while I give your mother a Michigan Hammer-arm in the back seat.

by Atherious March 16, 2019

Michaelrowaving

The petty crime committed when a broken microwave is disposed of on a rival Michael’s lawn.

“Damn Jerremichael is out Michaelrowaving again. and my name isn’t even Michael it’s Marchael.”

“I got done by the FED’s for Michaelrowaving again.”-Jerremichael.

by Gangmastercrip May 25, 2020

Michael Lee Freeman

The one that god has sent you to for some pizza and beer.

That looked just like Michael Lee Freeman!

by Pizzazzip May 29, 2020

michax

Very annoying

thats michax

by Golderese September 5, 2020

Michael Levitating Singularly

From the intellectualized rendition of "Michael in the Bathroom" by the Be More Chill cast. The intellectualized line of "Micheal Flyin' Solo" Also the title of the intellectualized version of Michael in the Bathroom

No one: Hey did you see that new song "Michael Levitating Singularly" by The Intellectuals? It's sooo GOOD

Literally everyone: No chap. I have not. Are you sure that exists?

by PteroIsabela December 7, 2020

Michael Sanzone

Michael Sanzone is apart of a tik tok house called the hype house, he became a member of the hype house because he slept there and never left so Thomas Petrou said “if u make content, u can stay”, so Michael did. Michael Sanzone is literally my favorite person ever, he’s also my favorite tik toker and one of my favorite hype house members, he’s a nice and funny guy and has such a sweet personality, if u ever become his gf don’t break his heart plz

me: do u know Michael Sanzone?
person: no
me: HOW?! he’s my fav tik toker EVER

by Jayda1230 February 5, 2021