mermaidman

a man who is a mermaid inherited by god.

Look at him, hes a mermaidman!

by debbie wink December 7, 2024

Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.

Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.

by TIPSDIAMREM February 13, 2025

mermaid fly

an extremely brain rotted person, that lurks and doesn’t talk to people. a background character

“that girl is such a mermaid fly!”

by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025

Mermaid

One part sexy the other half lady

Person 1: do you know about mermaids?
Person 2: yes?
Person 1: they're one part sexy the other half- *gets shot 69 times*

by Moonlight butter May 30, 2025

mermay

a collection of mermaid inspired fan fiction that occurs during the month of may

Ussually happening on ao3

hey did you see what (Author) posted for mermay?
yes! I always follow mermaid AUs!

by Mochii Loves pine apple June 2, 2025

Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.

Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.

by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025

Mermaiding

The act of pulling down ones shorts and giving oneself a very tight wedgie with ones underwear- to the point where the underwear is completely engulfed in said cheeks. It must be done on a public body of water like a lake or bathtub in the street, and is usually done by males.

The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.

"Mummy look! That boy over there is mermaiding in the bath"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"

by Mussy Master bearing TheChussy December 16, 2025