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matthew hayden cook

By far the best man you'll ever meet. He's sweet, kind, funny, smart but sometimes a dork. He loves to laugh and make everyone around him laugh. He's the best to take to any event because he's the life of the party. His smile lights up an entire room. He loves his family and treats them with tons of respect. You would be very lucky to have him and call your own. Has a big heart and gives the absolute best hugs. Loves to play around and has fun no matter what. A picture perfect boyfriend that will do anything for you and to make you happy.
Oh he's such a Matthew Hayden Cook. He's so sweet and funny!
by yessir2001 November 3, 2018
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matthew clayton

Matthew Clayton is a down to earth guy who usually think he’s better than anyone else. He loves to shop, using at Gucci and flannels just for a fucking cactus. He loves geese and ASMR. He’s genuinely a great person and you would beg to be around. But he does have a maid so watch out ladies, kelly is watching you. He also loves big pecks, preferably someone called Megan. He loves thicc legs and thinks he’s sister slim thicc.
Girl 1: damn he’s thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Girl 2: it’s gotta be a Matthew Clayton
by Mrsmatthewclayton November 4, 2018
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Matthew Fluegge

The curly cotton headed ninny muggin. He is short and skinny like a twig and has fair tone of skin color. THE ONE AND ONLY FLUGEMISTER!!!!!
That guy is like Matthew Fluegge the cotton headed niny muggin
by COLONYMIDDLESCHOOL May 1, 2019
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Matthew Epperson

People usually named are gay but pretend to be straight but they really aren't. Then they try to say they are better than everyone even they really aren't. This person named this also usually plays dinosaur games including of Ark Survival Evolved. This person also tends to play Fortnite even though they hate 3rd person shooter games. This person may also tend to have a desperate girlfriend even though this person likes dudes.
Matthew Epperson stated that I'm better than everyone and they can go to hell because im better than everyone at everything.
by Lebron Fame June 22, 2019
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Matthew Deel

A Gay ass white kid who steals v cards and rapes kids under the age of 7 years.
Matthew Deel raped my daughter last year
by GuyWhoTalkNormal July 8, 2019
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Matthew M.

A type of person that likes to sleep with another type of person called Jason Mester
by Powzk March 24, 2019
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matthew h

A charming, funny, dependable guy who's about to wed the girl of his dreams
Matthew H has requested that I not use his full last name on this site.
by NotSilentCal August 10, 2019
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