Techno Machanicus

Ahahahahaha... I'll allow it.

Hym "It's Truckazord-adajacent at least. I'm pleased. Techno Machanicus is allowed."

by Hym Iam September 13, 2023

Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are

Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*

by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023

Mix match kids

A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.

A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.

She has mix match kids.

by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024

Grassy Match

Hairy Vagina

"She loves a grassy match"

by grassytoes January 21, 2026

Alaskan Match

The act of you rub your testicles on another man's chest until the friction sets your nuts on fire

"I was with a guy last night and he gave me the Alaskan Match"

by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026

pre match goon

when you goon before sexual intercourse

My friend Brodie had a pre match goon before going in to do bonnie blue

by Manbilly999 March 21, 2025

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016