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Mayonaisse Aisle

Taking someone to the mayonaisse aisle means you're going to have sex with them.
Hey honey, I'm feeling sorta frisky. How about you and me head over to the mayonaisse aisle?
by silentsid December 24, 2009
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Mayonnaise Sandwich

When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo
"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"
by SmashorSmash May 2, 2019
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Mini Manson

The best entertainer on YouTube

Lolcow, I mean.
Mini Manson is the best entertainer lolcow ever. Let's go watch his latest video.
by YouTubelover30 August 10, 2022
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mansonite

fake mansonite: enybody who lables themselves goth just to be cool and is in the delusion that marilyn manson is, in eny way, goth. they generally tend to go really overbourd with merchandice and slip into other bands like slipknot or korn (or in some cases do somthing really gay like become a fake mansinite/poser emo kid, whitch i just laugh at). dont be a faker. also beleaes all the gay tottaly fake rumors set by the medea.

Pure mansonite: they know what he is really about. they kow who he really is. they arnt trying to be just like him in every way. they know to laugh at the idiosy of opposers, yet know not to impose theyor own beleafes apon them. thare are few of these, unfortenetly the majoraty is fake mansonits. don't fuck with them (a full and total discription of a true mansonite would be much to langthy to post here, you need to figure out it all for yourself)

worm mansonite: some people have the knolage to become a mansonite-but not the power. some have the intent of becoming somthing powerful-yet dont have the freedome. others dont know whats stoping them from changing theyor style. if they are a worm, chances they know the right way be a mansonite. they just dont look like one. sometimes they never change- but sometimes they shock the world. go from a worm to a world-destroyor, a shit eater to a shit kicker. these are what monsnsters are made of. many of these exist in total secrosy.
faker: hay, everybody, look at me! im worchiping a guy who ciciaty hates because people like me not only beliv ethat whole "rmoved ribs" rumor (among others), i help let it grow.

REAL mansonite: *laughes at the hatered and unexeptence, gives a look like that givin to a terrably traned dog that just brought a dead crow in to be liked* "bring it on"(quietly) *walks away with headphones on, leaving faker and the majoraty of the soceal pyramid tottaly in the dark*

worm: *blends in with everybody else, but with his headphones on and when asked to what he is listining to, replyes* "led zeppilen" (a good bnad none the less) *as ot to give the mansonite a bad name, and not to appear a faker*
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marilyn manson

A scrawny goth singer that dresses up freaky and then bitches about being ugly. His music is absolutely mindless and it seems that all he likes to do is complain about shit all day and cry about how "beautiful people are cruel" when there are a lot of good hearted attractive people and some ugly as hell cruel people. Marilyn Manson likes to promote inner weakness and teach the "dress goth and become an actual freak, unlike what you were before" attitude instead of teaching his fans to have the "fuck you, I'm still a good person" attitude. Like him, many (but not all, thankfully) of his followers like to whine about being "ugly and misunderstood" when EVERYONE is treated like shit at one time or another, even the most "popular," especially since high school only lasts four years then the "popular" era is over. Without make-up, Brian isn't all that bad looking to be quite honest...he's actually kind of cute.
Marilyn Manson is as scrawny as they come.
by raspberry (lust) muffin July 15, 2005
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Manong

Manong is used widely in the Philippines to refer to or call on drivers of public transportations like bus and jeepneys.
Passenger: Manong, bayad po. (Manong, here's my fare.)
by mizdee October 30, 2009
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ManYoo

piss take for "Manchester United", based upon the fact that the vast majority of their fans are located in East Asia.
"Can't wait to see those ManYoo fans reactions, after they get stuft by the mighty gooners tonight."
by stevex1 March 11, 2009
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