Major Snake

A fictional rock star from DC Comics' Lobo.
"Holy fragaroli! Major Snake! My favorite rocker."
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Age of majority

The age you can Do things

In the usa that is 21
Are you at the age of majority? No I'm 22 and 33
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Major Gun

One who carries a big gun but has a unit of unknown size.
May enjoy Tribes and Warcraft.
Will curb stomp your ass if you act like a fairy.
Major Gun was beep beep beeeeeeeped by itooted.
by itooted August 22, 2003
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major key

Originated by DJ Khaled, a major key is something that can help you in life, whether it's making you look cool, or causing you to have fun... it's a key to success.
"I just got these new sunglasses... major key alert."
"These new sunglasses are a major key"
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Simple Majority

A type of majority in which the amount of people that are on one side is at least 50 percent, but less than either 60 percent of 67 percent, depending on how you define a supermajority. Primarily, a simple majority is used in the context of voting, but it could also be used in other context, such as the demographics of a nation.
It was a close call, but, with a simple majority of 53 percent, the new governor will replace the current governor.

The female population of Switzerland is the simple majority, as they are 50.5 percent of the population, as of 2016.
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Smarmier Major Nits

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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Stem Major

Illiterate peasant freshly evolved from homo erectus into a Neanderthal
That Stem Major was such an idiot
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