White Collar Major Applewhite

When you are replaced at work by someone who may not necessarily be an upgrade, but the new guy has better storylines and softer skills, despite you being excellent at your job.

This happened to University of Texas Star QB Major Applewhite, who was controversially replaced by Chris Simms, son of Super Bowl Champion Quarterback, Phil Simms.

The results show the change was... not the correct move, but still, it happened.

Mo: Man, you are really cooking at work, eh? 7th straight quarter hitting your revenue goals.

Pete: Ya, doing good man, thanks. I heard my boss had lunch with Keith, he may try to White Collar Major Applewhite me.

Mo: Ya Keith Smells So Good in A Boardroom and has tons of False Leadership. He isn't that great but he'll run circles around your boss tho, he is White Collar Erotic

by Mike109999 July 23, 2025

Ronan majoring

Doing something that is not gay at all

What happened at band camp was just a bit of fun, a little ronan majoring...not gay

by Naughty Wilbo July 28, 2025

Morel Majority

An elitist "goodie-two-shoes" group of Bible-thumpers who also enjoyed chowing down on wild mushrooms.

Da Morel Majority was made up of mindless "America, apple pie, and baseball" sheeple who thought dat tree-fungus was a "food of da Great One".

by QuacksO August 18, 2025

Major Ego Death

Major Ego Death (MDE) is when someone's ego collapses so hard, it can no longer repair itself.

Bob had a Major Ego Death after posting on r/RoastMe. Talk about no self respect.

by Bloobdy October 10, 2025

Major

A man with an absolute fucking fatty

Person 1: that guy is such a major
P. Diddy: WHERE

by Major gyatt October 14, 2025

Major Bennington

It literally means nothing

Eddy: Why you
Major Bennington: Nobody cares
Major Bennington: Nobody cares

by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025

Major Johnson

A boner. A fat. A chubby. A hard on. The erect penis of the human male

Ben has a major johnson for ayla

by Fat man little boy December 4, 2025