mutthi

mutthi in hindi means wild masterbation, tappin you little jonny , being happy in your pants, beating dick like it owes you money ..

to masterbate vigorously

array hato mujhe mutthi bajane dooo !!!

mutthi bajane me jo maja hai vo chuut me kahan,
chain se baithe raho, yu hi jhadte raho... chuut ki too ... maa ki chuttt chuu chuuuuttt !!!!

by tharkibaba March 30, 2011

mutagen

The green goop that transformed 4 baby turtles that were thrown into the sewer into the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Anyone who grew up in the 80's will have fond memories of watching the terribly animated show.

Oh no! The mutagen fell down the sewer!

by Draque January 28, 2005

mutually exclusive

A statistical term saying the probability of two events cannot occur at the same time.

A "milf" is an example of something non mutually exclusive; as a mom occuring and being hot occuring, can indeed happen at the same time.

by snapy48 January 9, 2009

mutton dagger

red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.

I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.

by Jon, Fred, Phil. July 31, 2003

mutton shutters

Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try

by POWER B May 13, 2003

Feelings Mutual

A lil uzi vert song

Did you hear Feelings Mutual by Lil uzi vert?

Who’s that?

by Uthought12 May 8, 2019

mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.

Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.

by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003