Build a mansion on your lot

Poop on your chest

"Oh yeah my girlfriend? She asked 'can I build a mansion on your lot?' and I happily agreed. Love languages, you know?"

by The Lord of the land December 11, 2020

Marking Lot

DO NOT SAY THIS (only hispanics have the marking lot pass)

you will definitely be labeled a bigot if you say this

Jack: Hey Jerry, say "parking lot, but with a m"

Jerry: "marking lot"

Jack: WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Hhdnzpo7!!! January 9, 2021

Orient Lot

A group of older Burnley fans who seem to think that because they were around when Burnley were in the 4th division, they're better fans than modern Burnley fans and that modern Burnley fans shouldn't be allowed to moan about the club.

Oh god, I've angered the Orient Lot by suggesting we should sign a player

by iwgpchrisbfc January 29, 2021

Sir queefs a lot

When you queef so much it starts to sound like a royal trumpet

Damn bae you sound like sir queefs A lot

by Dam0ntee February 24, 2021

LOTS OF SURPRISES

As a SHITEATER that is what happens when you are FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT and then a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.

HA HA AH AH HUMAN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE we have it all on VIDEO and it went VIRAL

LOTS OF SURPRISES such as DIARRHEA , SUPER CONSTIPATIION , NAUSEA, VOMITTING, SWALLOWING PUKE, MIXING PUKE AND SHIT AND PISSING AND SHITTING SAME TIME when a SHITEATER gets a good STOMACH FUCKING from FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT intensely.

The PEDOPHILE is in for LOTS OF SURPRISES.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021

lot hoe

A pathetic hoodrat that bangs married men in Walgreen's parking lots.

When they were done that lot hoe had to borrow his pants to wash up in the Walgreens bathroom.

by FrenzySprite April 26, 2021

lot girl

A super crunchy variety of hippie chick Usally found in the parking lot outside of a phish concert selling grilled cheeses for 5$ or heady trades. The only thing that stinks more than her van is her 4 foot long dread lock rat tail .She may be homeless , only known by her field name alias and wanted in four states but she tells a mean joke for a smoke. After a three night barn burner she hops in a strangers van and vanishes in a cloud of bong smoke patchouli off to live another weekend in a brand new parking outside a third tier jam band show.

Man all these lot girls are the same.... they just want to huff nitrous, eat LSD , buff a lunar charged crystal and black out before they even get inside the show.
"Man I think that crusty lot girl I banged on a bunch of empty nitrous tanks outside the disco biscuits show last week gave me the clap and stole my car.

by Hermajestyofthescencelotqueen June 17, 2022