by FenTheGoat December 9, 2024

Short for “parking lot shorty”
A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers
Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men
A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers
Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men
Went to Walmart today and the parking lot was full of obese lot shotty’s
Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out
Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out
by Handy Dan May 5, 2024

The award that Kanye is given for his contribution to the non Gangsta hip hop and his controversial statements....
person 1 :they'd rather give me the nigga please award
Person 2 : But i'll just take the I got a lot of cheese award
Person 3: Everything I am
Person 2: Shut Up Cause' it all falls down.
Person 2 : But i'll just take the I got a lot of cheese award
Person 3: Everything I am
Person 2: Shut Up Cause' it all falls down.
by (cheesecake)!! March 12, 2024

You've heard of no nut November and dick down December.. its basically the same thing for the month of February! please use with consent though :)
Hey babe, I know we already did it today but its fuck a lot February … wanna do it again today?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?
Hey cutie, I know you finished but its fuck a lot February.. round 3?
by getpaidtogetlaid November 30, 2020

by EchoPyhber November 6, 2018

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.
Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."
by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

Alex: What the fuck does that mean
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now
Fall in the parking lot
Autumn: huh, I love keegan
Alex: it makes sense now
Fall in the parking lot
by Utimatedad101 August 19, 2018
