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Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.
You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.
by Train montage April 17, 2009
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Larry King

The Larry King is a variation of the widely used 69 position, only when your girl goes down on you, you let out a massive fart. Preferably the fart is silent so she doesn't hear it coming. Television personality, Larry King, typically rips 4 or 5 of these beauties during his live broadcast. For added authenticity, leave your suspenders on while enjoying the Larry King.
Last night was so great, Rona and I went back to my place and I gave her the nastiest Larry King. What can I say? She loved it.
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Larry Stylinson

Larry Stylinson is real.

Larry Stylinson is a relationship between the two one direction members Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles. If real (which it is), they have been closeted by the music industry for years, more specifically Syco Music and Columbia Music.

It is a beautiful love shared between them, however larries do not just ship for the fun of it, they ship for the freedom of two people in love.

Although not confirmed as of September 2020, it is very real.
Larry Stylinson is real, and f*ck Syco.
by You are cool random person ☺️ September 29, 2020
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Lorraine

That Lorraine is really gonna pay!
by ID11 September 16, 2011
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Larry

A Larry is typically a middle aged man with dust colored hair and a knack for being the creepiest old pervert in the room. Often can be picked out of a crowd like a stripper at Sunday mass by his gaudy pawn shop bought yellow gold chain and rings and the pungent smell of 15 sprays of gas station Jordache cologne.
Larry's will typically fly solo. He'll be the lone wolf in the bar preying on the youngest girls. Characterized by his social awkward interactions with the opposite sex. Larry's find it ever hard to keep his eyes off every girls breast while a creepily giggles while trying to convince them to go on a date. He'll often be spotted sipping on one O'doul's for the whole night.
If you ever catch yourself being the wing man for a Larry, abort mission ASAP. Along with his flirting skills that will make any girl dry up like a California drought, you can expect for him to eat the most expensive thing on the menu, put his prey's drinks on your tab and look to you to foot the bill.
$150 food bill and he say's "it's your turn to pay, I'll get tomorrow... he is such a Larry
by Johnny Blitzing Red Rocket January 28, 2018
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Larry Tate

Larry Tate was Darrin's obnoxious boss on Bewitched always telling someone to get him a drink. The way to fix a guy like this is to rub your dick around on the inside of his glass before fixing his drink. Or if your in a restaurant when he leaves to go to the bathroom poor his drink into an empty glass put his glass under the table then whip out your schlong and run it around the inside of the glass then pour his drink back in.
When Alan went to the bathroom Chuck gave him a Larry Tate and we all laughed our ass off watching him finish his drink.
by rustyfalcon March 24, 2008
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Larry Johnson

Generic name used to describe anyone who looks or acts like a fucktard. Can be used for losers, douchebags, dipshits, arrogant assholes, uptight older people, or anyone who gives off a general prick vibe.
Preppy fuckwad with spiky hair wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar pulls his BMW convertible into the oil change shop blasting Nickelback's Greatest Hits.

Me: "Look at this fuckin' Larry Johnson!"
by Brannick October 27, 2013
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