toilet literature

newspapers, national geographic any magazine is good for toilet literature

A: Man it's part of the ritual u gotta read some shit u don't care about to take a good shit
B: Word...

or

C:I'm writing for the local newspaper....
D: <whispers to his mate> Toilet literature

by Boojah3 July 23, 2011

The Literature

Contains the ancient teachings of abstaining from activities that deplete your body of it's life essence. Ex: Masturbation and Sex.

Man 1: Hey bro have you been reading the literature?

Man 2: Nah, I wack it ten times a week.
Man 1: You should really read the literature and retain that life essence of yours.

by Krunkarot July 13, 2021

american liberation

it is basicly the opposite of arabian eyegoggles. its when you put your balls in a girls mouth and fart into her eyes, burning her eyes shut.

arabian eyegoggles? nahh, gimme some american liberation.

by bobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbfoygp December 9, 2008

Literal Definition of Perfection.

For privacy purposes, I'll refrain from saying her name, but you know who you are, and I love you. It goes without saying that the very woman my heart belongs to, is also the very woman who shows that miracles do happen. And one happened to me, that night when you first texted me. Without saying a word, she is beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, cute, adorable and everything positive about one's appearence. When she smiles, the sun itself shines through so bright. Her eyes glisten and sparkle, as blue as the ocean itself. Her face, dotted to the T with adorable little freckles. Vibrant red hair lies on top her head. Her body is like that of no other, thick, delicous, sexy and all around perfect to the very core, every single part. She's as beautiful as the stars on a clear night sky. She knows not of how much she means to me, but when she reads this, i'm hoping she'll start to understand just how much she truly does. A life without you, is a life not worth living. Be mine forever and always. And with that, comes the conclusion. I love you, my feiry red headed fiancè.

"Wow, just look at her"
"Ikr, she is the literal definition of perfection. My lord"

by The most perfect woman September 17, 2016

media literacy

Media Literacy describes the act of being capable of handling different forms of media and being competent,critical and literate. It means being in control of what to interpret into things we see or hear and believing everything right away.

Media literacy is about helping people to become more competent with what they see/hear etc in the media and be critical about it.

by JetBlackColors October 15, 2015

Doki Doki Literature Club

It's very educational.

Bob: Have you played Doki Doki Literature Club yet?
Jim: What're you doing in my house?

by Dodgy Postman January 9, 2022

liberals

A word very friggin' difficult to define. Can mean different things in different countries and at different times. In America right now it refers to a person supporting left-wing economic and social policies.

Ann Coulter: It's all the liberals' fault!

by Kathryn January 22, 2005