Lazy Lover Syndrome

A person who consistently performs little or no physical effort in the bedroom or other sexual activities.

My girl's got major Lazy Lover Syndrome. I went down on her for an hour and half, but when it's blowjob time, she's 'tired' after five minutes.

by C.T. Hull February 15, 2019

Lazy Pirate

The act of pirating software or music on the internet, but being lazy about it. If you don't find a Hulkshare or Zippyshare link to it on the first page of google, you just cave in and pay for the software/song.

CIA Agent: *Kicks in front door* You're Under arrest for pirating music!
Lazy Pirate: No! I'm Just a lazy pirate. out of 12 songs that i downloaded today i paid for 7 of them!
CIA Agent: You lazy pirate

by Johnnybertone May 16, 2013

lazy thursday

a day in millburn, nj when all of the wannabe girls and popular girls in school where sweat pants.

Non-wannabe- Why is everyone wearing sweatpants today?

Popular person/ wannabe- cause its lazy thursday. DUH

by lasmiss January 15, 2012

lazy bum

Sami Aboobaker

Sami Aboobaker is such a lazy bum!

by justthetruthyaknow January 8, 2020

Lazy man's load

An unmanageably large load carried to avoid making more than one trip. The phrase originates from the American South.

I took a lazy man's load of groceries out of the car and ended up dropping them all on the driveway.

by cfisher November 5, 2009

lazy piece of crap

A person who doesn't help his friends move and would rather sit and home and play world of warcraft

Wow! He is such a lazy piece of crap!

by notjustin March 20, 2009

lazy bitch syndrome

(n)noun: when your bitch-ass is so thirsty for government assistance, that you cause bodily harm to yourself or fake a disability for financial aid.

"Did you hear about the chick who poured drain cleaner in her eyes so that she would go blind?!"
"Yeah, that slut has lazy bitch syndrome."

by shhshelby November 17, 2015