Last Words

The words someone says before they die

Bill: “Son, I will tell you my last words before I die-“
Billy: “What Dad?”
Bill: “Tell my- tell my- tell my- tell my- tell my P. O. I said fuck ‘em Bitch, I’m fresh off of papers STL only got the Blues, so I fuck with the lakers.”

by Lil big 4x January 24, 2020

Last Online 7 Years ago

the feeling when you go on your old xbox 360 or ps3 and see your childhood friend and feel sad or nostalgic

(Xavier) Hey can we finish this tomorrow I got to go to bed.
(Eric) Bye see you tomorrow.
Last Online 7 Years ago

by LightSource October 4, 2020

last night question

A question that is genre defining a life altering cue or question

Or a question made last night

“Kurtis what did you think of Fadra’s speach at Plato’s dinner party in symposium?”
“That’s a last night question”

by Cool guy INC January 3, 2023

ever lasting fire dragon

when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose

i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over

by Jonny Santaigo June 22, 2009

Firstie Lastie

A person who must always be addressed by both their first name and last name. Either they are one of many who share the same first name or it simply sounds weird if someone addresses them by only their first name.

John Smith? He's a firstie lastie, nobody calls him John without saying Smith as well.

by Johanna Hook September 10, 2012

the last of the real ones

the biggest bop of the century

lmao i love the last of the real ones

by iiadrenalized June 29, 2018

Principle of Least Interest

In a two-party relationship, the party exhibiting the least interest in the relationship holds the most power. This is due to the (albeit often false) presumption that relationships are an efficient economy, and that one party would only be more interested if the other is inherently more valuable.

Johnny wanted to send Daphne flowers after their first date, but since he asked her out in the first place, the Principle of Least Interest dictates he will be more likely to score with Daphne in the long run by waiting for her to make the next move.

by MacheteBetty December 30, 2010