Lewis parsons

A despicable creature who calls himself a man. An alcoholic maniac who likes to hit women. A poor excuse for a man who should be avoided at all cost. Sewer rats are better company.

Lewis parsons beat the crap out of me
A sewer rat also known as lewis Parsons

by Jellytotforever June 18, 2019

Gale Lewis

Walmart Employee of over 10 years. Recently Quit her job😭😭😭

I love gale lewis

by NOAHHASAGYATT November 30, 2023

Pulling a Lewy

The incessant health issues of a work collegue that may consist of either no sickenss at all or being moments from death.

Really, Johnno's not "Pulling a Lewy" again is he?

by Grantos Wallacia March 17, 2024

Lewis's Loophole

or poophole (n.) A legal loophole where a girl uses a strap-on to peg you for your anal pleasure. It's not considered gay because it's with a girl.

I want to get fucked in the ass so bad, but it's kind of gay. So, I will invoke Lewis's Loophole.

by Facenub December 6, 2024

Lewis

Lewis is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's tall, handsome, funny, supportive, respectful, and the best person ever. If you ever get the chance to have a Lewis in your life, keep him. Face times with him are the best. Truly wish I could've hung out with him. He's constantly having fun and just wants to live life. At the same time, he wants the best for you and to make you smile and laugh. He's a total catch and any girl could get him. He makes you forget about all your insecurities and imperfections, he makes you feel perfect. He always makes you feel loved, wanted, and beautiful when you talked to him. Losing him is the worst feeling ever. Don't let it happen. You'll lose the best person ever. You'll lose your happiness.

Me: He was so sweet. The first question he asked me when we face timed was what are your dreams in life?
Best Friend: Wow you're so lucky you have Lewis to face time
Me: He's perfect, so perfect I bet he says this to every girl.

by thinking.............. September 7, 2019

Alyssa Lewis

Alyssa is usually a very smart villian who uses their mind tricks to win in the end. They also are very omega but have a 6foot horse shlong. Be careful if you come across an alyssa

Gosh we better run THATS alyssa lewis

by Personwithbigdick July 8, 2021

Lewis magic

Huvin a wank

I done some Lewis magic at a kids party

by Deezfanny69420 October 11, 2021