Kyle

Dank fuck named Kyle

Yoo I got weed,
From Who?
Kyle.

by Dank Kyle May 18, 2016

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Kyle

Someone who can't do anything for himself, relies on people who are not his friends for food, rides, and money. The ultimate mooch. Often caught with his pants off jerking to gay small dick porn.

Kyle: "Are you guys goin out for food??"
Everyone Else: "Fuck off"

by LongDickStyleJohnson69 January 11, 2016

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Kyle is a person who would go to any extent of fucking his cousin.

Bruh, im bouta kyle that girl.

by Hajdkfv September 19, 2018

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to tell your friends you can go somewhere and then wait a few days to tell them that you can't go because you procrastinated and didn't tell your parents until the last minute or you have to celebrate a distant relatives birthday

Guy 1: Yo dude lets go to the park next week.

Guy 2: Yeah sure i'm pretty sure I can go.

Guy 1: alright.

*5 days pass.

Guy 2: Oh my mom said I can't go because its my cousin's sister's grandmothers birthday so yeah.

Guy 1: friken stop pulling a Kyle

by SlightlyGoingToFaint August 24, 2018

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