"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."
"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."
"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."
by Kyled avis October 16, 2008
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2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...
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Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
by Devinetrey January 19, 2009
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I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007
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