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utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.
A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"
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3 knock steppa

A term used to describe a Freemason invented by a pirate.
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Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber
"knock knock"

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"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"
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The Bock Knock

That was The Bock Knock. Brenton's at the door.
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nik a knock

Where you knock on somebody’s door and than run away before they open it
We just nik a knocked someone’s house and almost got caught.
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Death's knock

when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived
sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"
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Having a knock

Having a knock is having a crackhead that you are sure will come back for more drugs.
Person 1: Did you get a knock yet?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't know that having a knock took so much work.
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