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The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023
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Juan

A guy who is amazing and you would find yourself lucky if you know one because Juan’s can be your bff’s.If you have a boyfriend or like someone named Juan never let them go. Juan’s kisses may be the best ones since their soft and gentle. Also if you are loved by a Juan you are very lucky. Juan’s hugs are the best ones in the world.So if you see a Juan outhere never miss a chance to be part of their life.
ex:“Omg!!! You see that Juan he is gorgeous
by isangelina2476 May 3, 2018
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San Juan

A tall handsome brown skin usually over 5’7 great kisser, loyal, knows how to treat a female ,wont break your heart ,large dick over 7 inches , will lighten up your day and care for you.
is that San Juan move your girl
by korra mansion September 11, 2020
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Juan

A cool and drunk and beautiful Mexican man
Hey vlad just don’t be a Juan
by Juan Untila November 2, 2018
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Juan

Juan is usually a stereotypical name for a Hispanic male. If you ever meet a real Juan, just know, they love tacos and hate the bracero program.
Look at him gobble that taco, he must be a Juan!
by HerpesWarrior May 26, 2023
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Juan

Juan is a smart and lowkey chill guy and hella sus 😀😳.Whenever you need him he’ll always be there,He likes to help out his mom and probably has 1 sibling or like 5 of them 💀.
His personality is 🤩 and the vibes that come from him are immaculate.
Person 1:Damn that guy is lowkey giving me good vibes.
Person 2:oh that’s just Juan 🤦🏽 ♂️
by Jxan. January 19, 2021
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Juan Jose Lopez

Juan is the love of your life. He doesn't know it but he's the only reason you wake up in the morning and makes you feel so special every single day. He doesn't speak English but still talks to you every single day. He is so cute and gives you butterflies and makes you feel like shit when your not with him. He's not your man, but one day he will be.
Me: there's a feeling in my chest and I don't know if it's love or pain because of the fact that Juan isnt mine yet. I'm in love with Juan Jose Lopez
by Jaydasbsf March 8, 2024
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